Hey Babe.

The Next Heart of Darkness is Sunday September 26th at 9:30 w/ Janeane Garofolo, Jon Dore, Marc Maron and the full YOU ARE FORGIVEN CHOIR.� make a RESERVATION


I`m at Wha`ts up Tiger Lily all month and a lot of other super bad ass shows. if you look at the Updater there all over there >>>

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"get out there and eat it" - streethawk

I`m doing What`s Up Tiger Lily every monday in LA this month w/ Malinda Hill, Maria Bamford and Jazz Ponce plus a lot of really cool LA babes.

Photo by Christopher Farber design bywww.madebyjulie.com www.madebyjulie.com

The Heart of Darkness has TWO very exciting shows coming up: Sept 26th at the UCB in LA and OCT. 23rd at Union Hall NYC for CMJ. Times are TOUGH i`ll tell you what!


"Smoking Keif every twenty minutes for the last 6 months has taught me a lot about melting" - Dr. Sanjay Gupta


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"Every day we wake up at 6am, reach out the window and grab a fresh orange, put my water skis on and do 50 cannonballs in the pool" -Ron Barris, Floridian

"We better get those dumpums to the basement as quick as possible and someone better bring money because were gonna have to pay the chef." - Dali Lama

Two big HEART OF DARKNESS shows that will put a rift in the time wave for sure:

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 26TH 9:30pm HEART OF DARKNESS UCB in LA w/ Janeane Garofalo, Jon Dore, Marc Maron the music of the You Are Forgiven Choir (featuring Mother of Three and New Beard) and the occult Magik of Everything is Terrible. and special guests TBA. so many dumpumps will be dumped out!

SATURDAY OCTOBER 23RD HEART OF DARKNESS UNION HALL w/ Reggie Watts, Kristen Schall, Dave Hill, Kurt Braunholer, The YOU ARE FORGIVEN CHOIR featuring Ariel East, New Beard and Mother of Three for CMJ

AVRODESIGN.COM is up and running and our shirts are in Search and Destroy on St. Marks in NYC:




THANK YOU FLORIDA! yo are daaaaa beesss! This is a video clip form an audience memeber at the EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE show in Tampa where we found the 5th Jerry and the last piece of the MAGICK CRYSTAL:





see you soon ORLANDO! This is the dan bot putting up posters:


I`m in this episode of `Warren The Ape`on MTV. I`m about 11 min in. rannnchooo coooogaaamonnngaaaa.

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it`s been too long Orlando tooooooo long:

The Heart of Darkness ORLANDO is ALIVE! a night of forgiveness and eternal salvation. BRING A SIN AND HAVE IT FORGIVEN

AT WILL`S PUB with special guest band MOTHER OF THREE coming down from NYC w/ Greg Barris and SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
$8 advanced tickets $10 at the door buy tickets here: TICKETS
It`s important to remember to have a good time and that it`s ok to have fuuuuuun.


The Village Voice`s Stacy Gueraseva just put this piece out on me and `The Heart of Darkness`. Thanks News Media!!


Read Full Article.





What`s Up Tiger Lily gave me a call the other day. Woke me up out of a cat nap. It`s nice to talk to Jazz Ponce though, girl stuff you know. You can read our thought provoking and titilating conversation on the What`s Up Tiger Lily Tumblr.

My block was recently rated the `best block in New York City`. We get our electricity from this guy - This is the kind of stuff that happens on my block:

Bob and Ross talk about me and show a clip for the The Tonight Show`s `Laugh Squad`

The next Heart of Darkness is going to be amazing. You can buy tickets from Comix HERE . Wednesday` 

July 28th - 10pm @ Comix 

New Stickies for the SUUUMMMMMZZZEERRRRRRR:

The last Heart of Darkness was amazing. thanks to everyone who came and confessed a sin and received the glory of forgiveness! There`s going to be video and music available from the show soon. Lots of pics were taken here are some:

These were taken by Julie Gueraseva

Dave Hill just shreddin. 

Reggie howlin

Janeane Healing the souls of the damned. 

I`ve been working real hard on my tan. What have you been working hard on?




This is gonna be a real steamer of a show!



This will be a gooood one:

SUNDAY JUNE 27th 9pm HEART OF DARKNESS NYC @ UNION HALL w/ Reggie Watts, Janeane Garafolo, Dave Hill, Craig Baldo, Mother of Three and the FORGIVENSS Choir - A NIGHT OF FORGIVENSS!!!

tickets can be aquired here: >>>>>HERE<<<<<



A new `At The Movies` w/ me Derek Jones and Big C: SEX AND THE CITY 2


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YOUNG VAN DAMME from BLACKMAGIC ROLLERCOASTER on Vimeo.

Found this guy rummaging through the garbage. Must of left the back door open.






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I met a Care Bear






Bruno will most likely live past 50. That is a long time to spend on a shoulder, even if it is Patsy`s






A different Care Bear happy about his Time Wave Zero ring. Who wouldn`t be! It gives you access to the Time Wave among other things.






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Chemtrail Art. Art of the FUTURE. Beautiful how the chemtrail streaks across the sun. Reminds me of home, reminds me of hope.