it`s been too long Orlando tooooooo long:

The Heart of Darkness ORLANDO is ALIVE! a night of forgiveness and eternal salvation. BRING A SIN AND HAVE IT FORGIVEN

AT WILL`S PUB with special guest band MOTHER OF THREE coming down from NYC w/ Greg Barris and SPECIAL GUESTS TBA
$8 advanced tickets $10 at the door buy tickets here: TICKETS
It`s important to remember to have a good time and that it`s ok to have fuuuuuun.


The Village Voice`s Stacy Gueraseva just put this piece out on me and `The Heart of Darkness`. Thanks News Media!!


Read Full Article.





What`s Up Tiger Lily gave me a call the other day. Woke me up out of a cat nap. It`s nice to talk to Jazz Ponce though, girl stuff you know. You can read our thought provoking and titilating conversation on the What`s Up Tiger Lily Tumblr.

My block was recently rated the `best block in New York City`. We get our electricity from this guy - This is the kind of stuff that happens on my block:

Bob and Ross talk about me and show a clip for the The Tonight Show`s `Laugh Squad`

The next Heart of Darkness is going to be amazing. You can buy tickets from Comix HERE . Wednesday` 

July 28th - 10pm @ Comix 

New Stickies for the SUUUMMMMMZZZEERRRRRRR:

The last Heart of Darkness was amazing. thanks to everyone who came and confessed a sin and received the glory of forgiveness! There`s going to be video and music available from the show soon. Lots of pics were taken here are some:

These were taken by Julie Gueraseva

Dave Hill just shreddin. 

Reggie howlin

Janeane Healing the souls of the damned. 

I`ve been working real hard on my tan. What have you been working hard on?




This is gonna be a real steamer of a show!



This will be a gooood one:

SUNDAY JUNE 27th 9pm HEART OF DARKNESS NYC @ UNION HALL w/ Reggie Watts, Janeane Garafolo, Dave Hill, Craig Baldo, Mother of Three and the FORGIVENSS Choir - A NIGHT OF FORGIVENSS!!!

tickets can be aquired here: >>>>>HERE<<<<<



A new `At The Movies` w/ me Derek Jones and Big C: SEX AND THE CITY 2


This is from BLACKMAGIC ROLLERCOASTER

YOUNG VAN DAMME from BLACKMAGIC ROLLERCOASTER on Vimeo.

Found this guy rummaging through the garbage. Must of left the back door open.






Caught me with my blade out.







Watch it Bro







Look how happy Los Feliz is. geeees.





I met a Care Bear






Bruno will most likely live past 50. That is a long time to spend on a shoulder, even if it is Patsy`s






A different Care Bear happy about his Time Wave Zero ring. Who wouldn`t be! It gives you access to the Time Wave among other things.






Friends






Smoothie Babe






Chemtrail Art. Art of the FUTURE. Beautiful how the chemtrail streaks across the sun. Reminds me of home, reminds me of hope.

There`s always fun stuff happenin. Just take a look around you, probably somethin fun you didn`t even notice before right under your feet. Im super excited about these shows coming up in NYC - so are you !
this will be a goooood one:

SUNDAY JUNE 27th 9pm HEART OF DARKNESS NYC @ UNION HALL w/ Kristen Schaal, Dave Hill, Yannis Pappas, a 9 piece band/choir and special SUPER GUEST whos name we cannot utter. A NIGHT OF FORGIVENSS!!!

Super AshTastic to the Maximum



Putting Up the fresh kill



The Moose Lodge Forgives you



me and C forgiven YE!









Simakis and Vinod hav FUN. fun is great.






"I`ll take a pack of Nicotine-Viagra Bubblicious for me and a regular Bubblicious for the kid"




LA is FORGIVEN








im covering this song right now in my bathtub.






I created this in a google laboratory with a Orc.  This is The PIZZA WAVE showing the volume of `pizza` searches globally in the last 30 days.   it seems we will reach a ZERO PIZZA POINT sometime between now and december 21, 2013.  We are uncertain of the meaning of this. Further data reconciliation is underway.

There's a lot of wind a brewin.  Sometimes it blows just right. 




big fan. nice braces.






We got stickies too





Hand of Gallo bearing the key to the time wave.






just hailsen around.